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L3XFISH






L3XFISH









Somewhere along the line...the Great and Wonderful Holy Roller Emperor-turned Penguin God-fell into a jar of Pickled Psychadelic Phish....somewhere in some far away parallel universe...and over non existant time...they moprhed into one being. I remember...but then I don't remember how it all happened. They may have ALWAYS been One Being and I found out when I fell out of my bubble onto a very distant planet where I had Alien Lunch with some creature. Or did I fall off of my dandilion seed? I don't re-call...and never did call...so how could I RE-call? I just did the fall. And the planet was shaped like a Giant Hand...I was trudging down a finger print when I first saw the L3XFISH. He was standing on the tip of the middle finger there...on the bird...in a finger print...a flying finger print at that....with wings. I asked him where he was going and this he told me...

"Well then can I walk beside you I have come to lose the smog And I feel like I'm a cog in something turning And maybe it's the time of year Yes and maybe it's the time of man And I don't know who I am But life is for learning."

So I walked along beside him...wondering if star dust made you sneeze. Then suddenly I was sniffing L3XFISH star dust and started sneezing...and Life fell out of my nose. Sprayed out is more like it.

I watched in front of me as zillions of little LOOPY LIZZARDS with wings flew out of my nose. Sprayed out I mean.

I thought about asking him why he wanted to be in a rock and roll band but forgot before I could ask. Instead I blurted out, "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FIVES in my life?"

He stopped walking and glared at me...I glared right back, then snapped my fingers and found myself sliding down the spiral...and splashed right into a giant cup of rice flavored coffee. I swam around in circles for a minute then saw a letter drifting by me...then another...then another...I was in a cup of alphabet rice coffee. I shook my head...as it filled up with images of a half a million penguins at Yasgur's farm, then saw...to my horror that all the letters turned into number fives. They were all around me, laughing at me. One bit me. Took some of my flesh and chewed it slowly, grinning at me. I didn't feel pain. I felt alive. I was finally ALIVE! I let them bite me more...devouring me.

Then the door bell rang. I heard it on the other side of the universe. And I shouted at it....

"YOU RANG?"

It replied...sending the echo back at me....

"It's time to wake up now."

I woke up...staring at my tv. I had a funny taste in my mouth. Tasted like L3XFISH. I spit out a bleu scale and looked at my reflection in it. Then I laughed, seeing the holes in my flesh as looked at my reflection in the scale.









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