This stamp was created the day the Holy Rolling Emperor Penguin God hypnotized the entire postal system. According to "Legend" this is how all of the stamps were made. It just goes to show ya what happens when you look into the eyes of the Holy Rolling Emperor Penguin God if you work for the Postal Service and don't get frightened way by his legion of Protective Poodles. There is NO Postal Rage here. Just endless stamps being created with the likeness of the Holy Rolling Emperor Penguin God gracing it.



The "HOLY ROLLING EMPEROR PENGUINE GOD YOOTH LEX" stamp

This is the stamp commemorating the "Eternal Yooth" of the Political Holy Rolling Emperor Penguin God. He has chosen the eternal age of nineteen to remain for infinity. Nineteen. An Eternal Teenager. A raging Whore-Moan. I will be exiting this particular universe to escape His wrath once He see's this.

The "HOLY ROLLING EMPEROR PENGUIN GOD ENRON POSTER BOY STAMP" stamp

This stamp was created the night right after the photograph was taken. Five thousand commemorative stamps. That's right. Five thousand. That's why they are so rare. I have witnessed the crowds flocking to collect this particular stamp. Feathers flew ever which way. The Protective Poodles were working over time that night. Nip. Nip. Yip. Yip.



The "PSYCHIC SPOON MAN" stamp

He knew from the moment He was living inside His egg that this stamp would be created. He knows ALL! And this very speshall stamp commemorates ALL of His Psychic Abilities.



The "ALIEN LEX" stamp

Lunch...alien style. This stamp commemorates all the lunches on the dark side of the moon that were attended by the Holy Rolling Emperor God's staff, and thier staff's and thier staff's staff. Alot of Lawyer Steak and Leggs and Lobster Ice cream was served.



The "HOLY ROLLING EMPEROR PENGUIN GOD GETS CAUGHT SLEEPING" stamp

And He wasn't happy when that there Barbara BleuBabboonAss reporter turned this photo over to the media, so this stamp commemorates that. No one wants to be looked at, let alone PHOTOGRAPHED when they have got to poop that bad upon a surprised awakening.



The "HOLY ROLLING EMPEROR PENGUIN GOD" stamp

This stamp commemorates all the Holy Rolling that the Holy Rolling Emperor Penguin God has to do everyday. That's a lot of Holy Rolling. Pa RAYZE the Holy Rolling Penguin God for all His Holy Rolling. Please fill the plate with your tithes as it comes your way.



The "STRANGER" stamp

I don't know who this person is, but he must commemorate something. He looks damn good on a stamp. Nice smile. What the HELL is that shiny spot there below his neck on the edge there on the right? What the HELL? Someone in the Postal Service did a piss poor job of cropping that stamp. And what the HELL does 'piss poor' mean? Does it mean you piss poorly or does it mean you're a poor pisser? And why do they call "Piss Ants" piss ants? Do they piss more then other ants? And has anyone seen one piss before to find out? Have YOU witnesed a pissing ant?



The "ELECTION Stamp"

The Holy Roller Emperor Penguin God just LOVES to run for office...VOTE for him...for ANYTHING...from Mayor to State Senator to Govenor to President of the U.S.A. to King of the Universe.



"Spam Stamps"...heh



More "Spam Stamps"...Spammed again! heh heh



"The LexMass Stamp"...HaPPY LexMass!



This here is the "Emperor Lex iNi Stamp"