"LeX-a-Vizion" Mind Browzing
"The Calling" Can you hear me? What the HELL is that sound in my head?
"The Emperor and the Mule" A new iNi Reality Television Series brought to you by LeX-a-Vizion Produxshuns. It begins when The Holy Roller Emperor Penguin God recieves a strange letter.
It reads, "Jesus sent me an email today---dont know what to do with it...it's in a language I've never seen before. I think he is coming up from Guatamala to live with me....Jesus as a house guest? he says hes bringing a mule."
I told him NOT to fawndel the Mule!
"The Holy Roller Emperor's Epiphany" We interrupt this iNi Broadcast...