"It has been reported to iNi TV that The Holy Roller Emperor Penguin God has died. It was also discovered in some personal papers by trusted sources, namely Mistie Bleu, that The Holy Roller Emperor Penguin God, also known as The Gravity God, also known as Jesus Christ was in actuality none other then George Burns, and he has died...again...as you will notice in print on the marble headstone above. The Penguin World is in mass mourning as they run fro and to trying to figure out who to worship now. The Mars Temple has sent thier representitives, pictured here with the body of the Holy Roller Emperor, trying to figure out how to resurrect him. The Penguin World is in shambles, and so is Mistie Bleu, as she too, is trying to figure out who to worship now. Please stay tuned as further details develop in this story. This is Baba Wawa your BleuAssedBaboon reporting."
