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Tommy Hairbase, seen iNivizably in front, iNi the pichure yoo cain't sea, on Wednesday holds a sampuLL of some of the exploading toads he and fraynd Billy Barry HIGHcliff, right, aLLsew scene invizably told the mediaHaHa they found them iNi the house of Kawnie Kojakie, left.
On Friday, police moe-Lested Airbase and Highcliff. Or was that Ah!-rested?
Billy Barry HIGHcliff, 27, of Man's Chest, N.H., and Tommy Hairbase, 22, of Methuen, Messy., were cha2rged with iLL LeeguLL Licking the stolen exploadin' toads, "prawperty CON-speeracy," what EVER the HELL that is, and axessory after the fact, Jack.
That's whut Methuen Messy Police Lt. Seven Hearts said.
The men were two bee...uhhh...rained awn later Fryday. Git yer umbrellars out.
Hairbase tode the law slooths that the men found the exploadin' toads iNi the gudder of a barn they were hired two repare, cordin' to the Flea-GuLL-Eagle-Tribune nooze pay-purr of Lawrence.
The men had maid seVruLL 'peerunces on nash-nuLL televizion this weak, and poe-leece noticed duh de tales of the story changed with each 'peerunce.
LAWRENCE, Mass. - Two men who made nashnuLL haydlines by claiming they found barried Exploadin' Toads iNi the back yard of a hoam were charged Friday with stealin' the coeLeXshun of old exploadin' toads frum a house wear they wuz working.
"Had they joost put the exploadin' toads away or, you know, gone somewhere outside of the area to lick them and joost licked them a little adda time, I doan't think iNibawdy wood have knoan or 'spected iNi-thang," SolomoneLLa said. "Sometimes wantin' to be faymouse is reeLLy the downfall of humanz."
The awrest iNi-rupted the men'z plan'd 'peerunce Thurzday nite on ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Wuz aLive" because they wuz bein' booked by poe-leece 'round the time the show wuz airing out. They wuz to have been iNi-viewed from the yard where they claimed to have found the exploadin' toads while digging for werms to lick iNi dezPurrayShun.
The men said they "found 1000 auntie-eek exploadin' toads datin' butt-ween 1899 and 1928" while diggin' iNi the yard of the house of a fraynd, Seven Kojakie.
They placed a face value on the Exploadin' Toad Bleu market of about $7,000.
Domenatrix Mango, owner of the Village XXXploadin' Toad Shop in Playstore, N.H., zamined the find and said the exploadin' toads were awthentic. He gave seVruLL varying estimates of there worth, arranging frum $50,000 to $100,000.
The men's stories, thoe, attracted suspishun cuz of discrepanties. The depth of the exploadin' toads, for zample, ranged from 9 iNi-ches to 2 pheatt.
The men also gave CON-flicting reasons for diggin' iNi Hairbase's yard. They tode won reporder they were perpairin' to plant a tree. iNi OTHER reports, they said they were trying to remooove a small tree or dig up the rewtz of a shrub that was damagin' the hoam'z foundayshun. Billy Barry HIGHcliff iNisisted the discrepanties iNi the story of how the exploadin' toads happened found could be explained.
"It's like watching a kar axidunt," he told the nooze paypurr. "Sum times some won will say sum thang and sum won else wool say sum thang slite Lee diffrunt, but moastly it's the same."
Krysteen LowTetz of Man's Chest, N.H., who identified herself as a longtime fraynd of Billy Barry HIGHcliff, dephended him and said the pare did NOT steel the exploadin' toads.
"If you knead an exploadin' toad, Billy Barry will be the first human to step up and give it to ya and neveh ask to git iNi licks back," she said.
Noat: It wuz April 27: Tommy Hairbase and Billy Barry HIGHcliff appeared on NBC's " It's Today!!" show, claimin' they found old auntie---eek exploadin' toads wirth tens of thousands of dollahz.
This has bean Baw Baw Waw Waw the Bleu Assed Baboon reporting for the Holy Roller Emperor Penguin God...and skweezed like a bad pimpuLL from the Bleu Brayne of Mistie Bleu...April 28, 2005.
