Today I reincarnated.

Changed my mind about the RULE that I have to remain in peasant m0de. Today I climbed up a rope of laughter until I reached the top of the Penguin's Pedastal.

Then I shoved my Penguin God over the edge.

I THEN sat in the warm spot that was left behind from His behind. I pulled my knees up to my chin and hugged them close to me.

And THEN.... I looked out over the Kingdumb.

And THEN....

My gaze fell upon...a herd of Unicorns!

And THEN.... I declared!

I moaned in ecstacy.

My voice screamed out in pain, for my side ached in pure ecstacy. I had elevated myself into the Goddess Position.

And so....ƒor Today....I have been Re-Bleud.

I noticed then, an envelope sitting there beside me. I reached for it and opened it and it was a series of letters. I read the first one. It was addressed to STOOPID.

It said, "im starting a company called creationism inc. we manufacture creations by god. including vacuum packed non evolved duck billed playpus meat and unicorn chuck."

I layed it carefully beside me.

Then I read the response...

"Deer Lex... CooL. Vacuum packed non evolved duck billed playpus meat and unicorn chuck. Can I get a couple pounds of that? Thanks." ~STOOPID~

I layed that letter on top of the first one. I thought about a Unicorn named Chuck and wondered if he was in the herd down yonder.

Then I began to read again as the next letter said, "the unicorn meat is from a madcorn and the playpus meat is kosher dill . I will send you a sample. you eat that im having lobster icecream."

That letter, too, found itself on the stack beside me...and I read STOOPID's response to it.... "Deer Lex... MADCORN? Lex Loeb I LOVE YOOOOOOOOO....You do know of course that ALL I am HERE for, really is to solve the mystery of Life...and You. ALL the mysteries of Life. Including what REALLY caused them cows to be so MAD. When I have solved them all, my mission will be done and the The Mothership will return for me.

Then I get a ride back home to Orion. I believe you have opened a door for me...

"She wanders off into a fantasy about the end of the line...where the train makes it's stop...at the Final Destination."

Ok I am back...nice train ride I was just on...more like a thought subway ride then a thought train ride. So..are you going to market UniPOPcorn? UniCornOntheCob? CreamedUniCorn? UniCornedBeefandHash? You said, "the unicorn meat is from a madcorn and the playpus meat is kosher dill . I will send you a sample. you eat that im having lobster icecream." THAT DOES say 'playpus' right? Now what the HELL is that? Is that there a typo or have you done gone and created a new material to make art with? PlayPusMeat...gooey play doe with a little kosher dilled meat mixed in for texchure? Oh! It's not Lobster Ice Cream..it is LexLawbster IceCream. Careful with that stuff, ya eat too much ya will get lucid water poop syndrome.

~STOOPID~

P.S. On that short subway ride I had a moment ago...I was thinking...maybe the Cows got into the MadCorn after all...and that's how they ended up mad...another missTree... Solved.

And so...I layed the final letter down on the rest beside me. Then I burst out laughing.

It was ecstacy again. Pure DiviNie Orgazmic Ecstacy. And as I laughed in ecstacy...I painted a picture on the canvas in the studio of my mind.

Thank you for your attention...you may return to your previous position now. Re-Bleud

Alias, The REAL ƒaik Lex.

I AM after all on top of the pedastal at the moment...in HIS spot...but YOU can call me...

~The Giggle Goddess~

© Mistie Bleu 2/5/04